Modern, fashionable underwear is VASTLY inferior.

I’m not a brand conscious kind of guy.  I wear T-Shirts that i got for free somewhere, sometime.  However, i enjoy clothing where thought has been put into.

One the left side, we have a 30 Euro Hugo Boss Boxer-Brief.  That’s a hefty amount of money for underwear, my dear friends.  I normally do not spend that kind of money on underwear, but it was an emergency.  No, not that kind of emergency.

On the right side, we have your, maybe 20cent, military grade boxer-brief.  Olive color, scratchy.

Take a look at Hugo Boss.  It may be comfortable and stylish (For Whomever that enjoys that sort of thing), but there is a severe lack, and i mean SEVERE, of support in the rear.  The front has double layer, which is kind of surprising.  I tend to not really sit on my… yeah… and i don’t generally pee my pants, so it really doesn’t make a whole lot of sense.  HOWEVER, the rear… the rear is worringly simply in design.  Just one layer?  My GOD people!  This was not designed by a man, i tell you that.  We’re not just talking worst case scenarios here, but in general.  Swamp ass, for example.  There simply is not enough back there to make me feel safe.  And that’s a 30 Euro underwear!  Disappointment.

Now look at the military one.  Like i said, not stylish, it’s scratchy.  However, it’s robust, dear fellows, Robust!  Let me ask you this.  If you are a carpenter, do you really use that pink, fuzzy coated hammer from your daughter, or do you use a MAN HAMMER MADE OF STONE?!?  When you drive to work, or go on a trip, do you REALLY go with the Lanmborghini that randomly decides to catch fire, or do you choose the truck that’s bee going for 200k miles without a hitch?  That’s EXACTLY what i though!

So why would you want inferior grade udnerwear?

In the military, they know how shitty the food is they give you.  They KNOW that you sit on your ass in the grass and dirt all day, they KNOW you will get Swamp Ass and what not.  They’ve experienced it.

So, my dear friends.  I say, do not spend money on shiny flimsy things, spend money on scratchy robust stuff that can survive your farts!